thumb dribble

that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words

at a time

…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.

- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.

by Stivchik April 22, 2019

The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.

"I'm having a really rough day"

"What's wrong?"

"My dad passed away. 😰"

"👍"

"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."

Or ...

"How are things with Robert?"

"I found out he's cheating on me."

"👍"

"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."

by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016

Kentucky Thumb

Just stick a thumb in it
Guaranteed to make you squirm as well as her plus its the one move you can do during those few days to a week

Man I had a blast last night, got to use the Kentucky Thumb

by Bigirononhiship69 May 20, 2021

thumb thumb

rotating the wrist with hand out straight so that the side of the tumb bangs on a desk. In a thumb thumb this is done twice in succession. This is used by teens taking their exams to signal to others around them they are finished and bored. This usually recquires another thumb thumb as a ressponse to show that it is understood and that the second person is also finished and bored.

(silence)
Jay: (thumb thumb)
(silence)
Tom: (thumb thumb)
(silence

by Jason Shettland March 22, 2009

Gabe's Green Thumb

Having the uncanny sexy ability to plant anything and bring it to life: Gabe’s Green Thumb

Wow, that seed is taking beautifully. You must have Gabe's Green Thumb.

by Jolly Muncher June 1, 2024

Phat Thumb

A women with a big clitoris, usually when erect, but sometimes large even before arousal.

"Ohhh- weee look at that phat thumb, pressin up against her panties. Thang big as hell, finna pop out!"

by atm TJ July 30, 2019

thumb dip

A hand gesture used while reasoning out very complicated topics, especially when studying Talmud. The speaker does a kind of diagonal thumbs-down and then dips and turns their thumb in a half-circle so that they finish with the thumb pointing up.

Is the nighttime prayer optional or mandatory? If (*thumb dip*) the basis of the daily prayers is from our three forefathers, then the nighttime prayer has the same importance as all the others, and so it's mandatory. But if (*thumb dip*) the basis of the daily prayers is the offerings from the Temple, and we know (*thumb dip*) that no offerings were brought at night, so the nighttime prayer must be optional.

by grepx March 16, 2021