True religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities

Girl 1: wow that guy is so hot but he’s kind of weird
Girl 2: talk about true religion genes!

by Ingredients January 27, 2022

true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities

Girl one: do you see that cute guy over there? I think he’s Mormon.
Girl two: yeah but he can’t seem to keep his apartment clean.
Girl one: talk about true religion genes.

by Ingredients September 20, 2021

true soldier

someone who is not afraid to get blood on their sword if you know what i mean

dylan: yooo i went to norah’s last night

jack: bro isn’t she on her period

dylan: yeah but im a true soldier idc

by i’m kinda smart. May 06, 2025

The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

by The505 May 22, 2022

True Neutral

Twirps excuse to keep suckin flames dick

"Hey Flame lemme suck that dick"
"Oh i love being true neutral nom nom"

by TwirpsGoonFan156 March 01, 2025

All aphorisms are true

You see...

Hym "I made up this bullshit aphorism for faggy little YouTube channel and I'm HOPING people will accept that as truth and love in delusion for the rest of their lives while I fill up my pockets with unearned money... Because all aphorisms are true! DERRRRRRRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRRR! *deep inhale* DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

by Hym Iam January 12, 2025

true ways

two ways as way to get off your tits and Vegas
it's a true ways away

I need some WD40 I've got some in the back oh true ways.
I know what the fuck you too sad but true ways hey

by shadybishop July 26, 2019