Old-crap

An old person who talks crap about tech and the Internet.

Hey old-crap go drink your gin and take you tablets.

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.

Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

crap fail

ethan chabots failed attempt at a come back.

when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"

by mmdog June 16, 2010

Bull crap

Religion

Religion is bull crap

by Osjdjv January 25, 2021

Dank Crap

a dank crap

Yo kevin that was a dank crap you did

by bruh meme inator April 23, 2021

Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023