San Francisco Business Card

What's left behind when someone defecates in a hard-to-reach public space without cleaning it up.

Y'know that giant shoe sculpture in the south wing of the mall by the Nordstrom? Someone left a San Francisco Business Card in it and it's really fouling up that whole hallway.

by komstock March 27, 2019

play your cards right

watching what you say or do in order to get what you want or “win” something

she might like you if you play your cards right

if you play your cards right you might be able to convince them

by soupppuddle January 2, 2022

pull your man card

To de-moralize or humiliate someone by considering them less than a man, or not a "real" man

Some guy: dude im givin u 10 days to hit that bitch and if u dont ima pull your man card
Some other guy: aww fuck

by Dano3805 September 7, 2006

uno reverse card resistance

you're basically immune to the uno reverse card.

yes, it's very very real.

-you smell
-no u
-*uno reverse card*
- you fool, i have uno reverse card resistance

by definitelynotalex69 October 9, 2020

uno reverse card gaunlet

The most powerful weapon in the known universe. Anyone who has held it has obliterated themselves in an instant. If you are able to wield such a weapon, you are most likely stronger than god himself. It is googol^9999999999999 the power of a single uno reverse card.

I will turn you into particles with my uno reverse card gaunlet

by uno reverse card gaunlet April 16, 2020

reverse uno card

A trick pulled in which you and your partner switch sex positions unexpectedly.

Guy 1: Yo did you smash Jackie
Guy 2: Yeah but she pulled a reverse uno card while I was on top of her smh
Guy 1: lmaooo

by NUTCHEESE December 5, 2017

credit card lice

The people who work for credit card companies and scam all the money out of people they can through many fees and fines.

those credit card lice are taking all my money.

by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009