Tool

A poser. Douche bag.

Mark Wagner is such a tool. He is the DEFINITION of tool.

by PunditPanda September 26, 2009

tool shed

A place where things go to die.

Take *that* out to the tool shed.

by NikM755 October 6, 2015

tool

A sorrywurt who does whatever they can to keep someone around; such as buying excessive stuff for others especially when not asked for, giving money often, acting like they have it all to give, offering to do mostly anything that could help the person. Kind of like a beggar and pleaser mixed together.

There's a douchebag one and a sad, mopey one which usually many would feel bad for.

Where's Alfred?
Alfred? Oh, he's over there hovering around Stacey as always and being a tool for her love.

by mshezzy January 9, 2017

Tool

Dick

I gave that girl the tool later that night and she loved it.

by Road hustler September 6, 2022

fightin' tools

Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.

That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!

by pentozali September 7, 2007

Tool

This is what you call someone when you think they're super cool, awesome, funny, sexy, hot, beautiful, and overall amazing.

Guy: Dude, she called me a tool! How rude of her, right?

Friend: Nah man, it means she's totally in love with you.

by skyrimsforthenords June 18, 2023

Tool

1. a rude or impolite person; a douchebag.
2. a penis.
3. an object used for construction, i guess.
4. an American rock band from Los Angeles. Formed in 1990, the group's line-up includes vocalist Maynard James Keenan, guitarist Adam Jones and drummer Danny Carey. Justin Chancellor has been the band's bassist since 1995, replacing its original bassist Paul D'Amour.

I like the 4th Tool best.

by chezi tacos August 24, 2023