jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.

“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

by Baddkharmaaz January 03, 2025

Conversation Jumped

Being forced by a stranger into a conversation against your will.

I was walking to my car and this guy just came out of nowhere and conversation jumped me!

by corrnucopia January 27, 2011

screen jumping

Looking at someone else's screen to find them on the map

Me- **playing Slay.one with my friend**
Friend- **Looks at my screen**
Me- THE FUCK DUDE?!! NO SCREEN JUMPING

by Purely_derpy073 May 23, 2017

Jumping for Jesus

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.

The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus

by July 19, 2021

Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.

Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!

by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020

Jump snot

Jump snot: Jumping and aiming to shoot your mucus into a target.

After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus

by Bigbirddebelen May 24, 2022

Jump hump

A fucking weird threesome.

Wanna help my jump hump this girl I met at Institute.

by Exmormonnick May 08, 2022