1. Cutie-tanks are always very cute and loveable, they have never said a bad thing about anyone. Although they think that they are not very good at most things they usually excel at EVERYTHING that they do. Cutie-tanks always have some form of martial arts behind them, which makes them lethal weapons... they should not be messed with. Cutie-tanks always come with a best friend who will threaten to beat any boy who hurts their Cutie-tank to the ground with bricks in their purse. Cutie-tanks have amazing personalities and are extremely beautiful inside and out, they know themselves and always try and help others. Supportive and understanding a true Cutie-tank will never let her friends feel like they are alone, even if they are being inconsolable morons who constantly complain about an ex that they dated for under two months. Altogether amazing. Usually are named Bianca.
Ex:
Guy 1: Holy crap did you see that cute girl kick that guys ass for being mean to her best friend?!
Guy 2: Yeah! She's awesome! I think her name is Bianca
Guy 1: Must be a Cutie-tank
Guy 1: Holy crap did you see that cute girl kick that guys ass for being mean to her best friend?!
Guy 2: Yeah! She's awesome! I think her name is Bianca
Guy 1: Must be a Cutie-tank
by SmartChick18 November 14, 2011
Get the Cutie-tankmug. by Jake 9 April 27, 2017
Get the Cat tankmug. The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine
by sidface October 20, 2020
Get the Tankingmug. The Panzerkampfwagen was a heavy tank and for some reason seen as the only tank in the German Army which is also seen as the best tank in the world which honestly isn't true this tank in early war It was pretty good out ranging its enemies and being able to TANK a few hits, but in mid war its non-slopped armor was really catching up the Tiger still it's 88mm was holding his own in late war this thing was shit.
Person 1: I LOVE TIGER TANK!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1ONE!111!1 IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED
by Have I told you the story of E September 19, 2022
Get the Tiger Tankmug. A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.
by jdirtybird May 16, 2025
Get the Tank Jobmug. A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020
Get the World of tanks blitzmug. 