Done dads

Finished. Over. The end.

Bob: -beats the shit out of peter
peter: dude stop u owned me !!
BoB: ur done dads bitch

by Jian Huang October 16, 2008

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po dad

the term "po dad" refers to when one's father is a police officer, short for "police dad" as the "po" is short for police. It is especially used when one has multiple fathers (due to either step-parents, remarriages, or same-sex marriage), the police dad is often referred to as the "po dad"

Po Dad

by christo mcguffin January 17, 2011

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Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018

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David's dad

An absent father

David's dad: Can you find David's dad?

by BootyHunter_666 May 3, 2018

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Conrad the dad

Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.

Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD

by Leader of the cult of Conrad July 9, 2018

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