The act of orally pleasuring a man whilst he is performing a push up! Generally performed after a woman can no longer stand to be on her knees!
by kriskiki92 September 29, 2017

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.
John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.
by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.
"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024

When one homosexual man bends over so his butthole is stretched wide, and two other homosexual men jack off into his butt hole and then take turns stirring it with their penises. Then they both drink the mixture.
by I <3 California May 12, 2021

by Tyler Maister February 26, 2014

The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.
Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
by GoneSquatchin’ May 20, 2018

When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.
Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
by Recycle champ July 18, 2024
