California Carousel

When you fist your partner in the ass, hold them up on your arm like a puppet, and raise and lower them in a motion similar to that of a carousel.

Amy did you hear that Jeff gave Beth a California Carousel the other night?

by WeirdShitsInMyTits August 1, 2023

California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.

if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

by gxgsgdhdgfh March 15, 2023

california suit

Jeans and a t-shirt, with a blazer

CaliGuy1: Oh it looks like I have to dress up for this event.
CaliGuy2: Just wear a California Suit, throw a blazer on whatever you're wearing.

by Matt_Tress August 28, 2017

california chili dog

A male stripper deficates on an erect penis and then proceeds to deep throat it like a kobiaci.

On a trip in San Fran, went to the club last night and I got a California chili dog. I feel full.

by MAXIUMPOWER October 23, 2017

California Sunchips

While having sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates on the females back. She then proceeds to lay in the sun until it dries, then peels, eats, an enjoys.

Hey girl, you want some Doritos?
No thanks, just ate some California Sunchips

by Kademus February 9, 2015

California whoopee cushion

When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.

Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"

by Recycle champ July 18, 2024

California Necktie

When your friend puts his dick over your shoulder and you wear it like a necktie.

My buddy Tim gave me a California Necktie while I wasn't looking.

by Yankees10407 April 14, 2017