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An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.
Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.
by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018
mugGet the California Acceleration Projectmug.

california mist

It was California mist, it missed California and hit Oregon
by Original Claire Bear December 4, 2010
mugGet the california mistmug.

California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
mugGet the California Snowball Fightmug.

California

Used to be one of the most prosperous states. Now, it is open season for criminals and drugged hobos.
Welcome to California! Now, I'll run away, so somebody doesn't stab me with a needle full of the plague.
by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish February 4, 2022
mugGet the Californiamug.

California PB & J

My wife loves the California PB & J I make her for breakfast.
by JJtheSpartan8 December 27, 2024
mugGet the California PB & Jmug.

California

I feel suicidal because I live in California
by javkscript October 1, 2021
mugGet the Californiamug.
A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.
Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”

Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
by Penguins Fan 4 Life November 2, 2023
mugGet the PennWest California, Pennsylvaniamug.

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