Carmel Smack

When you have to poop and your friend won't stop talking, and a turd pops out of your butthole and snacks your panties

Janice: so like I was saying the party is going to be great..

Me: sorry Janice but if I don't get to the bathroom I'm going to Carmel Smack.

by Injurdbutrfly69 February 23, 2025

Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

smack the wop

A phrase used to describe hitting a vape. Smack= hit. Wop= vape.

Let me go smack the wop in the bathroom real quick bro.

by smackthewop July 31, 2019

smack bean

A very big smackhead

‘Jude is an absolute Smack Bean!’ Said Lexie

by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019

Funny-smacked

When somebody hits you with a come back or says something so funny that you ain’t got shit to say

I told my wife she should eat more vegetables. She told me I should eat more dick. YeahI just got effin funny-smacked.

by Chili sauce September 15, 2020

Smack Don

It is often used to describe an irrelevant individual or their random behaviour. This slang is often used in South East London.

Yoo look at this smack don wearing some boot-cuts

by Rapzeh67 September 25, 2020