Sliding

Coming down form a high

Yo I was trippin balls earlier and I'm fuckin sliding now

by Dinosaur dick May 7, 2022

Sizzly Slide

When one partner during sex has flaming diarrhea and shits on the other partner from head to toe and slides down the partner the same way that the person shat. It’s also a Pokémon Move.

A: I didn’t feel too good last afternoon.
B: So what did you do?
A: Well, I didn’t want to stop, but my ass was gonna burst, so I did a Sizzly Slide, and felt better.

by Bidchomp April 26, 2020

St. Louis slip and slide

When you shit on the floor and you and your lover slide across it.

John split his head open doing a St. Louis slip and slide

by SteveHarveysMustache May 29, 2018

Mormon slide

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.

“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”

“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”

by Eat that pu557 September 5, 2018

Sliding Butts

The act of rubbing butt cheeks normally resulting in the acquisition of a sexually transmitted infection of sexually transmitted disease.

Bro, last night was so lit, I was sliding butts with at least three chicks. I should get tested

by Big CacDaddy June 10, 2018

Logan Lake Water Slide

When someone (typically a guy) drinks 2 litres of coffee and a full bottle of laxatives. Once the shit has been brewing for long enough you shit it out in a straight line that’s around the same width as you(if you don’t have enough, drink more coffee and take more laxatives). After the “Water slide” has formed you take another person and have them at the other side of the “slide” in “doggystyle”. After all that is set up you run, slide, and aim your head for there asshole. If everything went right you should pop your head into them.

Me: Do you wanna try a Logan Lake water slide?
Doug: of course! I’ll get the coffee.

by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019