CG5 Simp

Someone, typically 12 to 16 year old girls who have a extreme interest or Stan like behavior, often obsessive or off putting over the musical artist named CG5.

Person 1: Help! The CG5 simps keep posting uncomfortable fancam edits
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy

by ElongMusty March 27, 2022

Simp

A Dude who's in love with Mediocre pussy. A dude who's doing so much to please a basic Female who don't even like them.

Brandon a Simp for falling in love with Rochelle. Dude is buying Her all of this stuff and she don't even like him.

by Theblackguyfromthe90s April 24, 2020

Simp

you. you are a simp.

"your such a simp"

by lxveriaa November 9, 2020

Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Myles is a simp/ Follow Reeeee on TikTok to see why

by cablevison69 March 3, 2020

Simp

A word that retards that will never have a girlfriend use

Me* buys girlfreind flowers and a gift for her b-day

FUCKING KYLE: Hahahah sIMp
Me: kyle fuck off your single and will always be

by A fat fuck March 29, 2020

Stealth Simp

A simp who simps behind the scenes. Lowkey simping without anyone knowing; borderline stalking.

Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.

by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020

Schrödinger's SIMP

A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."

Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"

by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020