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Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.
“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”
by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021
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Dream Sexual

A mental disorder developed from being too hardcore of a dream stan.
Lunatic: Dream is so hot
Person with functional brain: Dream is cool but how do you know that he's hot? You've never seen his face.
Lunatic: I'm such a dream sexual.
Person with functional brain: *loads machine gun* Goodbye, you disgust me. * unloads 20 whole 100 bullet magazines into lunatic's chest*
by Prince Stero October 3, 2021
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Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die
Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide
by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021
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Sexual Apocalypse

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.
// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!
by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021
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emojicat sexual

a bunch of degenerates simping over a fucking pixel cat
bob: im part of the lgbt community
dad: i support!
bob: im emojicat sexual
dad: im gonna go get milk
by peeeepeepoopoo December 26, 2022
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Destiny Sexual

When A Person is only attracted to people that play the destiny series
Ohh yeah im not dream sexual, im destiny sexual
by The_Eliminator November 12, 2021
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Dream Sexual

If u are dream sexual ur prob 8 and u should die in a fire
Person 1: im dream sexual

Person 2: ......
Person 1: keeps going on because dream mf's annoying as shit
Person 2: off urself u fucking piece of shit u dumb cunt
Person 1: cries
by 360TapStrafeWallJumpDickSlap August 28, 2021
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