Used to define an object or an act that is so simple you'de have to be literally brainless to not be able to figure it out.
by LC Head August 15, 2007

When you're in love, true love, and you're not near your Love it hits different. You try your best to keep an eye on them, you do your best to keep them safe, but you can't control your Love only they can. So when they do something that could get them in trouble you fight like a warrior to bring hell on earth to save them, to protect them. You could walk 500 miles, and sometimes even 500 more because when it's true love, you can't really rest anyway until you know your Love is safe.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 8, 2023

When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!
Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...
Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!
Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...
Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011

Feline house pet that frequently behaves as though completely out of its mind and does wired and funny stuff.
Caramel kept swatting her paws up as if to grab my cigarette even though I'm still petting her. Crazy ass cat!
by CatLady8038 November 3, 2018

by Youbetterwatchoutdumpling:p July 15, 2020

An expression used when something is too impractical to even be considered, but somehow is. Usually used to try and talk someone out of doing something dangerous or stupid.
Frank: Come back in the window, I really don't think you should be jumping off the roof.
Joe: I know what I'm doing.
Frank: No really. This is Mel Gibson Crazy.
Joe: I know what I'm doing.
Frank: No really. This is Mel Gibson Crazy.
by jkess5-0 August 10, 2010

by Kaerfz September 28, 2005
