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a hard days night 

A) the Beatles' first movie that hit the big screens in 1964. Has the same name as the album also released that year.

B) one of Ringo Starr's many idiosyncrasies

C) a cooler way of saying "I've had a tough day."
George: How was your day, then?"
Ringo: rubbish, really. It was a hard days night, you know.

girls' night out 

When a group of women get together to complain about men, problems with men, or the lack of men.
Usually involves acting in a manner in which any man who sees them would sever all ties with said women, should that man know them.
Things were going great with Mark until Gina and her friends went on a girl's night out.
Mark saw Gina at a club and slit his wrists in the bathroom.
girls' night out by Fuckballs. August 23, 2003

Because you touch yourself at night 

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!

taco night 

The female equivalent of a sausage fest: a party principally or wholly consisting of women, with a marked lack of testosterone.
This has turned into a real taco night. Might as well watch some Sex and the City.
taco night by Honky '98 January 6, 2009

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.
"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

at night 

Much like your mom and that's what she said, this phrase has a high potential to add innuendo to a previously-uttered statement. Can also be used to augment a comeback.
Person 1: Dude, you suck.
Person 2: No, YOU suck. At night.

Girl 1: So, how are things between you and your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Great! I've never met anyone so awesome!
Asshole 1: At night, that is.

Person 1: I like chillin' with my homeboys. At night.
at night by PHR October 24, 2011