Modern Paint: A fresh update applied to an existing product—whether it’s a design, label, or branding—giving it a new identity while repurposing the old concept.
Example: The FIFA video game series, which each year just adds a new date, minor tweaks, yet it’s essentially the same game.
Example: The FIFA video game series, which each year just adds a new date, minor tweaks, yet it’s essentially the same game.
Lee: Bruv, I can't wait for GTA 6, it's going to be sick!
Frank: Bruv, it's just the same old game, LOL. They just added a bit of modern paint.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Bruv, it's just the same old game, LOL. They just added a bit of modern paint.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: LOL.
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Get the Modern Paint mug.A term derived from the works of Victor Moberger (particularly "Pseudoscience, Pseudoscience, and Bullshit" and "Truth about Objective Truths") describing a specific form of Objectivity Bias and Objective Hyperrealism where disagreement is managed through taxonomic dismissal rather than substantive engagement. The Mobergerite doesn't simply disagree with positions they find problematic—they categorize them as "pseudoscience," "pseudophilosophy," "bullshit," or related terms, thereby placing them outside the bounds of legitimate discourse without needing to address their actual content. It's a rhetorical strategy that uses the language of objectivity and scientific rigor to police the boundaries of acceptable thought while exempting itself from similar scrutiny. The Mobergerite occupies the position of the gatekeeper, armed with taxonomic categories that function as weapons rather than analytical tools.
Example: "He didn't engage with a single argument in the paper—he just declared it 'pseudophilosophy' and moved on. Classic Mobergerism: winning the debate by declaring the opponent wasn't really playing."
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Larper: "Video Games are meant to be played" Yeah tell that to the poor and disabled buddy
Fan: Wow, we found the mythical modern audience
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Annoying, Overplayed, Unoriginal, repetitive, overuse of beats, too much autotune, bunch of shitty artists making shitty ass repetitive songs and getting famous from it, the same, overused, Repetitive, annoying ass lyrics,
Artists now just say a bunch of random shit and use a bunch of shitty autotune and beats and get famous over it, it's literally nothing but the same shit and it gets worse every time
Pop, rap, Hip hop, Reggaeton, and Brazilian Phonk are the worst types of music
this terrible trend started in the 1990s and got even worse in the 2020s, and it's basically Equal to hearing a baby with the flu crying with car crashes on high pitched on max Volume
Annoying, Overplayed, Unoriginal, repetitive, overuse of beats, too much autotune, bunch of shitty artists making shitty ass repetitive songs and getting famous from it, the same, overused, Repetitive, annoying ass lyrics,
Artists now just say a bunch of random shit and use a bunch of shitty autotune and beats and get famous over it, it's literally nothing but the same shit and it gets worse every time
Pop, rap, Hip hop, Reggaeton, and Brazilian Phonk are the worst types of music
this terrible trend started in the 1990s and got even worse in the 2020s, and it's basically Equal to hearing a baby with the flu crying with car crashes on high pitched on max Volume
every single singer in the entire world: YEAH I KILL PEOPLE BIG ASSES SEXY WOMEN YEAH LOVE LOVE I WANNA KISSS YOU YEAH SHOOT DAT MONKEY DRUGS DRUGS MANGO MANGO MANGO SIPPING THE WONK
Normal Person: what in the absolute fuck is this what even happened to music like this is Dog shit
Guy: well fella that's Modern Music for you
Normal Person: what in the absolute fuck is this what even happened to music like this is Dog shit
Guy: well fella that's Modern Music for you
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