If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.

by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

Left Meat

something wrong or incorrect

Dang dude, that was pretty left meat of you.

by Invokrah March 29, 2020

Left-over car

That one car that teenagers drive that used to be their parents

I got my moms minivan, it’s the left-over car

by Sad Boi teen February 8, 2020