white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

three knuckle dunkle

When you are at a third rate strip club and the stripper let's you go in three knuckles deep.

I was at Twin Peaks and Chastity let me do the three knuckle dunkle.

by anjbabs March 19, 2014

Hide The Knuckles

A two player game in which participant 1 offers an opening (usually the anus) and participant 2 tries to effectively hide their knuckles from participant number 1. This game is classically played and adored by uncles everywhere.

Do you remember when Uncle Frank took us out behind the shed and played hide the knuckles with us? And then would tell us not to tell our mom?

Yes!! He was so good at that game!!

by UnkleKnuckles June 30, 2024

knuckle dragger

occurs when you have shit so much in the toilet that your knuckles scrape against the mountain of feces while wiping

my shits are so enormous they cause me to have knuckle draggers!

by Gus Alfrey August 30, 2021

Bare Knuckle Stinker

A person who is extremely unattractive, and would not touch with your "bare knuckles".

Jack - "Omg, look at the girl, she's ugly as"
Joe - "Yeah man, she's a bare knuckle stinker..."

by lvsickkkkk October 15, 2011

Knuckle Saq

(n.) A Granny with a taste for vengence.

Jamal had been wronged, he sought out to hire a KNUCKLE SAQ to help him in his efforts to satisfy his swelling eye ball.

by Pilly September 16, 2003

Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches

Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.

by thegchad May 18, 2024