Johnny

A PLAYER. Ladies don't waste your time. He has a line up of stupid bimbos, of whom he will always choose over you. He only wants the girls out of playboy magazines, he doesn't want your heart, just the body. It's all that matters to him. A perpetual heart breaker who could literally care less about your feelings. He absolutely does NOT want not does he know how to feel love.

Girl, have more respect for yourself. Don't fall for a empty soulless man named Johnny.

by whitewolf91 April 20, 2021

Johnny

Large red bearded man who simps for small blonde girls

That guy just met her and he’s already a Johnny

by Trickdaddy May 24, 2023

Johnny

Joint, a thing you fill with weed shaped like a cone and then smoke it.

Dad do you want to smoke this Johnny with me.
Yo bro tryna smoke a Johnny?
I CAUGHT MY SON SMOKING A JOHNNY!!!!

by Boogidibababy17 June 10, 2023

Johnny

Johnny (or Johnson) is a phrase that is called at an inanimate object, or at a movement in replacement for its actual name.

Hey bud pass me that Johnny over there

Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor

by A’bryte March 26, 2023

johnny

the most perfect person in the world

wow you’re dating johnny? you’re so lucky

by ra1gen November 25, 2021

johnny

that one guy that made amber heard look dumb as fuck or known as jack sparrow

ohh Amber dont make me get johnny again

by -939432johnny March 7, 2023

Johnny

A species of metallic robotic beings. They have cube-shaped heads with an average of one eye and only a protruding lower jaw with two fangs pointing upwards. Their torso is a cylinder with one to two rings on it. Johnnies have four legs, which appear similar to those of a spider's.

I keep a close eye on this one Johnny. I think it may be hostile.

I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!

by MrBeepBo0p May 1, 2023