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joke rizzing

Almost impossible but can be done with a 99% fail rate
"DUDE you saw him joke rizzing?" yea he came back a playless joke!
by yurtttttttt October 18, 2022
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Risky Joke Day

Risky Joke Day occurs very December eleventh, Where anyone is able to tell there most risky joke scott free!
Jack: "What do you call a elevator full of gay people? A box of necco wafers!"

Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."

Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."
by WDYMJean December 11, 2020
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Maged joke

A witty comment or play of words designed to be understood by intellectuals of the highest order. It usually elicits mild amusement.
Mike: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
Jason: haha, great Maged joke!
by UDSubmitters October 21, 2013
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Joke

Something u say when someone says its just a "joke"
Dude I me bi no its just a "joke"
by Killakod500 December 26, 2017
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Outside Joke

Man 1: *farts*
Man 2: HEY! You commited outside joke.
by YTB808 studios July 11, 2022
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Joke

Jokes no longer exist. It's 2020 and everyone gets offended by the dumbest shit. I wish the world wasn't like this :c
Pedro Pony: I told her, that's not my dog that's my wife
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude

Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke

Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony

Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me

Pedro Pony: No wait, please

Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time

Pedro Pony: Nooo!

Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right

Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!
by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020
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Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.
Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.
by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021
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