Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 1, 2022

Ironic

When you need to be somewhere for dinner and you literally got taken there for lunch that same day. And you usually never go at all!

it's ironic I got taken here earlier today and now I'm paying to come back!

by SammmyS July 27, 2017

iron

a slur used to describe a retarded black ginger person. most commonly used with a negative correlation.

“YOU FUCKING IRON”

“get down on your knees iron”

by abigail long May 3, 2023

iron lady

A mature woman who goes to the gym just to lift weights. Never sets foot on a treadmill and wouldn’t be seen alive in a group exercise class. She does not carry water bottles for a douchebag gym bro. She has noticeable upper body definition.

Hey bro check out the traps on that Iron Lady

by Honeybeelifting January 22, 2020

MUAHLONNBE DOUBJraG iron fist 👊

A war fighting Bemmimgfilm. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created muahlonnbe doubjrag iron fist 👊 by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 5, 2024

Iron Ox

While having sex doggy style, shove your penis up her ass, grab her hair, and cum while trying to tame your beast.

Sorry bro, I made your girlfriend my Iron Ox last night.

by My dick is Iron, and ur the Ox June 15, 2017

Iron Maiden

The BEST band to ever exist. God's favorite band is Iron Maiden

dude 1: Hey man, wanna listen to some Iron Maiden?
dude 2: FUCK YEAH!!! IRON MAIDEN IS THE MOST KICKASS BAND TO EXIST!!

by brettecusmaximus August 13, 2023