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Iron dragon

The act of a penis being inserted through a nostril and flowing through to the mouth
Holy shit Rebecca his dick was so big he could do an iron dragon”
by Dingbat445 September 9, 2019
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iron necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace, but rather a necklace of poo.
Zach insisted that Sara give him an iron necklace before going to bed.
by CancelTheSquad June 21, 2023
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Banging Iron

Originates from tough blue collar people working in the steel construction industry. Banging iron means to be doing back breakingly hard work with steel. Welding, cutting, fitting etc...
I’ve been banging iron out here in this yard for 22 years.
by PE2018 September 17, 2019
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ironing sheets

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.
T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup
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IRONIC PEDOPHILE

Where a PEDOPHILE is needed in LEGITIMATE AREAS.

BACKGROUND MOVIE RARE
MIDNIGHT COWBOY X RATED VERSION
STARRING DUSTIN LEE HOFFMAN

JONATHAN VINCENT VOIT
THE FLASHING LIGHTS WORSHIP OBJECT FLUSH TOILET
AT THE ANDALUSIA DRIVE-IN
745 BRISTOL PIKE ANDALUSIA , PENISVANIA 19020

My CRAPSSPARC....oh my GOD....CINCINNATI as COTINUOUS REJECTION ASSH0LE PISS SHITS. As EVIDENCE PICTURE AT HOTEL ROOM.

for functional reasons many corporations depend on.

financial bodies will play stinging FAGGOT PRANKS on him.

FRAUDULENT BOOBY TRAPS

MOST IMPORTANT, MANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION other things.
The world is a very strange place because if something worth quite a bit of money at the OUTSET intrinsically or a high stakes lawsuit needs someone as

make this really hurt but try a SUCKER.
ANAL ALAN the infamous IRONIC PEDOPHILE as the continuous free fall, the only recharge is MANDATORY (SHOVING BALLS UP ASSH0LE, SHOVE DICE UP ASSH0LE,PUMPING AIR ASSH0LE, SHITEATING SHIT FELLATIO, MY, AND PISSDRINKING) for each day into the night LOOK ABOVE.. BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS , AND LITTLE BOYS born with unstoppable ERECTORY RESPONSE can't stop he has to pay FUEL COSTS of his DICK ACTIVITY

The IRONIC PEDOPHILE ALAN I WALDMAN has no indoor shelter very rarely, AND has to ask EACH PARENT AND EACH PERSON with a DOG for "A FEW DOLLARS"."baby carriage coming through with baby" as get that DICK UP at attention ASSH0LE SUCKER.

IRONIC PEDOPHILE as " that CATHARTIC PERSONALITY" works wonders after loads of NIGHT SHIT EATING. smart ass MANIC CRIMINAL HISPANIC booby trap purposely break the FLUSHER on the PEDOPHILE WORSHIP OBJECT TOILET BUTT I made right immediately as ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE sees lots of FLASHING LIGHTS on thy royalist TOILET as a LITTLE BOY FIXATION as DUSTIN is told to WORSHIP THE TOILET , ridiculous my parents drove off!!!!" back to LEVITTOWN PA for you JOHN DOEN whoops I mean ALAN I WALDMAN as I am on as the CRIMINAL HISPANIC said , there is a "CAMERA"

. AS MOUNTAIN MIKE'S MENLO PARK , got the dog tag by BOOBY TRAP PLUMBER FLOODING intentionally BATHROOM drive ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE out BUT NOT ABOUT ME ONLY as more serious BILLIONS DOLLAR LAWSUIT, and SERIAL KILLINGS as the use of SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN as the IRONIC PEDOPHILE istuck in his forever situation
by DISTRAUGHT May 28, 2022
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waffle iron

its a tool used to make waffles, contrary to the other definitions.
I use waffle irons to make waffles, what else would I do with them?
by TheBurningBox November 25, 2018
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Iron twister

The Iron twister is when your girl needs to be punished. First you take any metal dust or shavings in a workshop and super glue them to a condom. Then put it on and stick your dick in her pussy and twist it so it really teaches her to stop texting your best friend " accidental nudes"
I Iron twister my girl that'll teach her.
by Bigbrainbrad69 January 18, 2021
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