Morning, when the frost is merk

The cold, frosty morning made my breath steam.

I had a morning, when the frost is merk.

by aamujolloinmerk March 7, 2025

Morning Pebble

The female equivalent of morning wood, i.e. When the clitoris becomes stimulated in the morning.

I woke up with the biggest case of morning pebble, after my dream last night

by Pans23q May 20, 2017

Morning wood

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)

Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022

good morning and god bless

Eating breakfast on the john

Ethan and I ritually good morning and god bless. It makes for a great start to the day.

by Big dawg 1895 May 24, 2018

monster morning

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew

1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.

by Solelessmatt7 July 21, 2016

morning marinade

A woman's vagina the morning after a night of hot sex without washing up.

Why don't you lick me in the morning? Is it because of my morning marinade?

by node808 July 19, 2016

Friday Morning

The phrase associated with a very trashy girl: a shorter version of saying "that girl is trashier then friday morning garbage day".

*girl with awful spray tan complaining about facebook drama walks by*
John: Man, this girl is forsure a Friday Morning
Randy: yupp.

by thapresident711 January 26, 2011