by Chows29 May 23, 2018
Get the good morning and god blessmug. In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019
Get the Morning Loggingmug. A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days
by Mettie July 30, 2019
Get the Morningsmug. by Hannah from phrendly November 16, 2023
Get the Morning Dewmug. When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.
by Palomino1 October 2, 2020
Get the Morning After Tabsmug. viewer: i was boned in the morning
by SuperrMinmo November 1, 2019
Get the boned in the morningmug.