German Oil Change

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.

"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"

by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025

german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.

After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.

by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020

ETA (German)

Entschuldigung. Teets. Anus.

Boss: Cristof, When will you arrive at the meeting?! ETA (German)?

Cristof: Eat my dick, nerd!

by ETA (German) October 31, 2025

German

A fucked up wanna be Hitler that suck PEEPEE and grows up being dead... oh wait.

German: You, your mom, the kid next to you...

by ChrisG1502 December 2, 2019

German woodchipper

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit

Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!

by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.

"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

german snickerdoodle

When you give a girl anal and right after she gives you a blow job.

Dude your grandma totally asked for a german snickerdoodle last night.

by Vanahhhhh April 13, 2016