Force majeure

A French word which describes the bowel movements of lazy executive and corporate leaders.

As I walked into the bathroom I heard moans and groans to deep for words. It was the sound of the constipated president crapping away.

I asked, "Are you okay back there?". "Just a Force majeure", shouted the president. "We will be back to normal in a few days once the snow storm is past." Confused and bewildered, I reminded the president that it was the middle of summer. He didn't hear me though, he was too busy cramping away.

by X2bassplayer January 7, 2025

Force

It Measures and describes the interaction between two objects

You lifted a box of GUNDAM Merchandise in your hands by using force

by ThatBoiJJ September 15, 2020

Force Multiplier

A re-purposed military term used in its new context to describe a particular cuisine or article of food that greatly increases the urge to poop, or increases the time spent pooping.

"Man, I love this Chinese Buffet, but it's a real force multiplier on the ol' colon."

"How was the BBQ?"
"The ribs were epic, but oof"
"Force Multiplier?"
"You know it, dude."

by Goose 55 December 2, 2011

Brute Force Blumpkins

a group of mythical creatures that only few men get to experience that ride fast on motorcycles

Those Brute Force Blumpkins we’re flying on their bikes.

by Bent-it April 18, 2022

Meer-Force

1. The ability to channel the collective energy generated and maintained by the world's current meerkat population.
2. A foolproof method of evading the puff adder by means of one's "tail."
3. An incredible knack for standing completely still.

1. I was listening to this bitch whining and moaning and alls I wanted to do was slap her right in the face, so I channelled the Meer-Force to keep my cool.
2. I really didn't want to sit in the tree and watch for eagles, but Billy was sick, so I rode the Meer-force all afternoon.

by eraera April 12, 2008

Air Force

The biggest Joke of all 3 Australian Services

I'd never date anyone in the Air Force, they're a joke

by lynxaf September 12, 2018

Forced Mechanic

Someone who’s a mechanic but collects action figures

The Great Neil Thomas once said, Jerry you are a forced mechanic

by RoboCop210 January 12, 2024