February 28

national beat your bitchy hoe up.

If that’s your birthday then your hot, sweet,cute, and sooooooooo sexy and ofc loyal and so perfect but sometimes you can be a little to perfect

Girl: You know what day it is
Bitch: oh no!

Guy: have you seen that girl she’s literally perfect!
Girl: well she’s born in February 28
Guy: oh that makes sense now

by Nugget bozo October 9, 2021

february 6th

national go eat girls named jenny’s toes day

“it’s february 6th” “yea dude let’s go suck jenny’s toes”

by daddysmonkey223 October 11, 2021

February 8th

National happy birthday Tiger-lily day the day where everyone celebrates Tiger-lily and their birthday

Person: it’s February 8th
Other person: it’s Tiger-lilys birthday yay

Tiger-lily: *smile and waves*

by ErosSecretLoveChild October 13, 2021

February 12

On February 12 it’s hug day!

Today February 12 is a special day because it’s hug day

by User760 November 22, 2021

February 2

February 2 is the day a gangsta was born. If you born on February 2 you fine as heck and know to do voodoo.

why she so gangsta, oh she born on February 2nd
why she so fine, oh because she belong to me

by GoatB November 22, 2021

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

February 9

Bitch, just a badbitch badass.

"-Oh! you r born on February 9 ?
-Yes.
-Bitch, bitch."

by KIMYATSU November 23, 2021