Eric Stemmerich

Eric is an infamous resident of Ligonier PA known for his obsession with full sized wheels of cheese. He consumes a full cheese wheel daily. His width and height are the same dimension, however he doesn't let this stop him from scooting down the steps on his ass after his mother cuts open a cheese wheel package. The smell attracts him like a vampire fiending for blood. Wearing nothing other than a shirt with a large wildlife graphic, he attacks the cheese wheel in a frenzy as his parents watch with beaming pride.

Eric Stemmerich, who weighs 500 pounds, hasn't left his parents house in 20 years

by Kurtis Wright May 07, 2025

Eric Clapton

It’s Eric Clapton outside today.

A very hot day when the sun is said to be cracking the flag stones.
Eric Clapton’s son, Conor, fell from a 53rd floor apartment, effectively cracking the flags on the pavement below.

Bleeding hell, it’s Eric Clapton out there today.

by AliB0ngo June 21, 2022

Eric Clapton

Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.

Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.

by ACunny December 02, 2023

Eric V0

most annoying person to be birthed into this world. he will break your stuff and kick you in math class. He wont ever get off your back and is like a burden. He is built like a hippo from the penguins of madagascar. Get out of my life eric.

Eric V0? more like eric NO

by sophreeds November 16, 2018

Eric morino

THIS MAN IS AN ABSOLUTE GOD DAMN LEGEND I WOULD COMMIT ARSON FOR THIS MAN

I WORSHIP HIM I SACRIFICED MY CAT FOR HIM I LOVE HIM ERIC MORINO IS LIFE

Person 1: Hey bro you ever check out Eric morino aka pointcrow
Person 2:no
Person 1:burn in hell you piece of trash HIW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE POINTCROW THE ERIC MORINO
Person 2:damn beo you didnt have to be so mean :(

by Person 18 December 08, 2022