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Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.
Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.
by IronMikey April 3, 2023
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Dick Freak

A girls who is crazy about big hard cocks, usually will only date guys who are very big. whenever they are with a guy there is only one subject of conversation..... his dick. She will pull it out and play with it every chance she gets.
My girlfriend is only 15 but she is such a dick freak. She's constantly getting in my pants
by drbubba February 23, 2009
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daffy dick

A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.
Daffy dick.

Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.
by gregben May 22, 2019
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dick patrol

"Hey look there's Beth Thomas.. The dick patrol aka ittie bittie tittie club mustn't be far behind"
by Yoman11 March 15, 2014
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Dick Minich

Someone who is usually calm when sober, but after a few drink transforms into a total douche
After Joe threw back 7 or 8 captain and cokes he turned into a real Dick Minich
by Nicholi Minicholi May 23, 2010
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Ox Dick

The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.
"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"
by oxcox December 17, 2011
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Sad Dick

When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink
"hey look it's a sad dick in a sink"
by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019
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