The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.
Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"
Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."
Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."
Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"
Girls 1: "That guy from my class."
Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."
Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."
Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."
Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"
Girls 1: "That guy from my class."
Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."
by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011
Get the Near-Crotch Experiencemug. A situation where the fabric of shorts is drawn into the crotch area, sucking it inward as a black hole sucks in matter. Most frequently occurs between the legs of heavier women, often those wearing short shorts or shorts that are just a little too small. As the wearer walks, the friction of the legs being rubbed together pushes the fabric upwards, resulting in black hole crotch.
Black hole crotch is frequently accompanied by overexposure of thighs, often riddled with cellulite and stretch marks.
Black hole crotch is frequently accompanied by overexposure of thighs, often riddled with cellulite and stretch marks.
Oh God, that woman had to be over 300 pounds! Why was she wearing short shorts? I think that was the worst case of black hole crotch I've ever seen...
by xcunningxlinguistx May 6, 2010
Get the black hole crotchmug. -Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect
"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."
by thatlooksaboutwrong January 27, 2015
Get the Friendship Crotch Grabmug. 1. Pubic Lice
2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws
4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws
4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.
2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.
3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.
3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
by xxxShadowFatexxx December 28, 2005
Get the Crotch Goblinmug. an expression of embarrassment
by Ali Spangler and Kirstin Lundblad February 20, 2003
Get the coral crotchmug. A female born prior to the 60's whom seems to be younger than she portays. For this woman to be classified as a flobby crotch her vagina must hang like the sleeve of a wizard!
by Cliff Rigsby June 24, 2009
Get the flobby crotchmug. Of, or pertaining to the penis.
by Frances April 23, 2005
Get the crotch snorklemug.