crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017
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raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.
I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.
by Bogwonron July 02, 2022
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crapped off

Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.
That woman had a crapped off look on her face.
by chrisp85 October 01, 2020
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Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 13, 2023
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Crapping Room

A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.
"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"
by The Butt Dictionary September 04, 2018
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crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''
by spencer soper October 02, 2020
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start-crap

- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap
by stefan-the-master July 15, 2015
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