Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.

I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.

by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014

chop happy

When a hairdresser cuts off way more hair than he/she said she would

Oh my god! My hair is so short. She got a little too chop happy

by Divine92 November 27, 2014

happy bott

A person who annoys the crap out of you and is very toxic.

That kid is a happy bott

by HappyXD December 9, 2020

Happy Mclsappy

He's the ruler of the internet. The hottest guy you will ever meet also or talk with. He knows everything about everything and anything about anyone and if you need a fantastic page admin, he's your man! He's also a ladies man.

Chick 1: OMG DID YOU SEE Happy Mclsappy LAST NIGHT LEAVE THE BAR WITH CHELLS?
Chick 2: YES I DID. OMG SHE'S SOOO LUCKY.

Guy 1: Why can't I be more like a Happy Mclsappy? D:

by Singyurheartxout2u June 27, 2013

happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...

Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night

by Sholngdonson September 20, 2019

Happy yesterbirth

What you say to someone when it was their birthday yesterday but you forgot to wish them a happy birthday on the actual day

Guy 1: Happy yesterbirth, man!
Guy 5: If I had to kill either you or a ladybug, I wouldn't be able to decide

by 99coronasonawall June 2, 2020

Triangle of Happiness

A social grouping of three people, in which, there is an absence of drama and other bullshitry.

Groupings of three get along better.
Normally found in class room, work place, or other social grouping.

Kevin, Chris, and Rachel never felt happier then when it was just them and their Triangle of Happiness.

by Shark Beast i Grammer&Meaning April 15, 2014