Baked

Really fucking high, but not as high as a highgasm

Damn dude, I am so baked right now...

by Asparrowwithmachineguns July 21, 2016

scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

pastie baked

Completely off your head on drugs

Joe is fucking pastie baked

by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016

Baked Potato

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.

by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016

Baked Tomato

Having sexual intercourse with a girl that is on her period

I gave my girl a baked tomato last night

by King Chapo June 15, 2016

Baked Hoe

A person (often a girl) who sucks dick and smokes weed at the same time.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Daaamn! We were baked like a cake and she started sucking my dick.
Person 1: While you guys were smoking?
Person 2: Yeeeaaah!!!
Person 1: That's a baked hoe you got there! Lucky!!!

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

Baking a hoe

When you try to get a girl to suck your dick while high. Trying to make her a baked hoe.

Person 1: Bro, this chick just don't want to give me BJ.
Person 2: Why you trynna do that shit? Stop baking a hoe, man!
Person 1: I just need love <3

by MayaLN January 18, 2018