Baked User

A fat reject who stays in his room all day moderating a website, similar to a reddit moderator but lower on the totem pole.

Have you seen Buttocks? He smells like pee. Probably a Baked User

by Kfded November 21, 2023

Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing

Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake

by Silent Ray February 18, 2009

Baked Potato

A person with a mental or physical disability that smokes weed.

My down syndrome brother is a baked potato.

by noodpood May 16, 2019

wake-n-bake

A tanning salon that also serves coffee

We went to to spot to get wake-n-baked.

by Interiorfix March 25, 2025

Baked potato

Insert a frozen stick of butter in a chicks ass then as it melts use the liquid butter as lube. Best used in the doggy position.

Girl, I'm about to give you the baked potato.

by Smoke shack confessional July 11, 2021

bakes my mustard

That really bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese

by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021

bake some muffins

To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.

Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.

Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.

by Pot head 1 October 8, 2011