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Austin Bizzell

Austin is the type of dude to get on urban dictionary and write the truth about him and not a bunch of bullshit to make him feel better about his pride. Even though people will try to say that this is a "write about yourself to make you look good" scenario. Well it's not. Austin is not the best looking man in the room nor the nicest, but he knows where he stands. He can be harsh when stepped on and puzzled when he thinks faster than he talks. He cares about what you say as long as you talk to him like a human, not a dog. He can become attached to someone, but only when he truly cares for them. He can be patient if not pushed, and he can bear a lot of stress. Just don't push your luck. Austin can be a great person to be around but only if you take the time to understand him. He can be out going and he can be annoying, but he can also make the worse seem bearable. He is the type of guy that wants to be there for you, but only if you want him there. He can take the weight off your shoulder's and give you hope when nothing is left. I hope you understand what a Austin can be, only if you want him to be.
Becky:That Austin Bizzell guy seems like a jerk....
Brianna: You should get to know him, he is only mean to those who trample on him.
Becky: What do you know anyway, Brianna?

Brianna: I know that he is there for me when I need him.
by Lil Lover 69 July 12, 2017
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Austin

Puts cucumber in his ass and fucks a cantaloupe
Austin stole my cucumber and fucked my cantaloupe
by Bigg R.P. January 29, 2024
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Austin, MN

Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”

Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”

Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas
by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021
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Austin Osborn

The prettiest woman in the world, she doesn't know her own self worth. Austin Osborn is a flirt but is scared by 7-inch-candy bars.
"Wowah that girl is pretty, who is she?"
"That's Austin Osborn"
by Help-i'm-dying April 20, 2018
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Austin Tucker Ashley

A fat ass little kid who gets treated like a baby and is 9 years old and 198 pounds.
He is so fucking fat he must be a Austin Tucker Ashley
by nahta wrld February 8, 2022
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Austin

An orange loving cock petter with no life but decent at soccer and swim.
Look at him swim he such an Austin.
by KeepAmericaGreat July 23, 2020
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austin hobbs

he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy

he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle

he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him
austin hobbs is a cool dude

lana is gonna marry austin hobbs
by babychild June 25, 2021
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