April 16th

It is the day where we don’t do anything to each other! Only Lasts today

Finally April 16th is coming and we don’t have to grab any ass!

by freemynigga69 April 14, 2019

18 April

Have sex secretly

You need to have sex secretly on 18 April

by Shhh prick April 16, 2021

April 14th

The day amazing people are born , and btw there name prolly starts with and e ;). They also are prolly big fatass weebs or kpop stans . But there one thing you will know is that they will always be lonely asf

:Hey jon you know what day it is?
Jon: no i dont why?!
: Its fucking April 14th the day amazing people are born !!!
Jon:oh shit your right!

by That one art hoe ;) November 7, 2019

April 10

Nihachu appreciation day! A day where we appreciate Niki Nihachu!

“Hey it’s April 10!”
“Oh you mean Nihachu appreciation day?”

by Marcobottsotherhalf.com April 5, 2021

April 7

A day when oily people with big foreheads come into being, aka National Greasy Forehead day. The grease found on these peoples foreheads is often acidic and detrimental to skin. In conclusion, please steer clear of people born on April 7th as their greasy foreheads will consume you.

“Hey look this dude was born on April 7th, better watch out for that greasy forehead of his.”

by milliondollaputhayyy March 23, 2021

1st of April

National Froot Loop Day

Karen: Did you know its the 1st of April today?
Jess: No

Karen: Oh well heres some froot loops 🙂

by :((()))))))))) November 3, 2019

April 5

If you were born in this date you are a truly talented genius but you can't keep your dick in your pants.

Tim: ur an april 5th aren't you?
Fred: bruh I'm not that much of a clever horny guy am I?

by Yummybrosound March 11, 2021