Adam Lazzaro

The lead singer of Taking Back Sunday... He has an emo haircut and twitches like crazy when he sings. Normally, this would be quite frightening and ultimately unattractive. With adam, however, it is amazingly sexy. EMOGASM!

Watch the music video for MakeDamnSure... Adam Lazzaro is the hot one who looks on the verge of seizuring.

by melted snowman July 28, 2008

adam sandler

Another ex SNL actor. See SNL turds. Made alot of movies and must have powerful hollywood friends, because, bottom line: hes just not funny. Never was.

Want to see that new adam sandler movie?
No.
Me either.

by john October 29, 2004

Dustin Adams

hehehehehehehehe

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

adam moore

The dump you just took.

"Hey I just took a big ADAM MOORE"

by Behavaksbsksbbs January 30, 2016

Adam Bird

Adam bird is the greatest basketball player to ever step foot on thou court. His pure skill causes you to defecate in your draws. When big Adam Bird posts up, the look of him alone will send you into major depressionate constipation that can last for up to 8 boners long.

Although Adam 'Him' Bird has never been scored on, headband Guor is the only chance left.

"Yo is that him!!"
"Yeah bro thats Adam Bird"

by Smittys May 7, 2023

Nathan Adam's

Nathan Adams is one of the hottest guys you will ever meet, he may be small but his mega long along makes up for his height. Everyone is jealous of Nathan because of his killer abs, he is also a genius as he knows the alphabet and can count to ten if he tries hard enough. Nathan has many talents like athletics, being hot, beating people up with his PP and last but not least he can nearly do a forward role on the trampoline. In his spare time he will play Xbox with his friends, go on long walks and play darts drunk in a bar in watch dogs legion so you get what I'm saying

You are being such a Nathan Adam's and I think I like it

by True dat I guess April 15, 2021

Adam Wirth

A self-made man. One of the most loving people on the planet. Often has trouble with his hair and regularly re-invents themself. Had many issues growing up, causing them to be mature for their age. Needs their other half, but great in bed. Sexiest man alive, great at sarcasm, great at art, and very magically inclined. Open to all religions, LGBTQ+ people, races, and styles of expression. Great dancer, very smooth. Get yourself an Adam Wirth.

Goddamn, you look great and taste, you remind of of Adam Wirth, to bad he is taken.

by Saharanmarsh June 4, 2020