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Austin Li

Why is Austin Li so f*king gay
by CjCool11 January 18, 2024
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Austin

An absolute fucking unit. He can bust open a door as fast as he can bust open your mothers pussy. He is usually the center of attention in any room, ranging from a classroom to a strip club. An Austin will most likely be the most THICCEST person you'll ever see. Holy shit I'm getting uncomfortably hard as we speak. It's probably because of all the talk about Austin. He'll be sure to make you cum in a span of 1-2 milliseconds.
"Holy fucking shit...that Austin be THICC"

"I wish I was as hot as that Austin right over there"
by SUCC12568 March 6, 2019
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Austin

A sad POS. Usually depressed. Great friend.
Austin always bringing down the vibe.
by Everythingisawesome February 1, 2020
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austin

gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, caring, adorable, pretty.
austin looks so beautiful today!
by mushroom4ever November 13, 2020
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Austin

A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.
Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.
by JeauxMama September 18, 2020
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Austin

DEEEZZZ NUTZ
by urmomishotlikeme January 4, 2022
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Austin

Austin is pretty cool when you hang around him but when he's alone he will probably be a box, very comfortable in his home. When you meet him you wonder if he is a vampire because he is so pale. Lady's will love him if she's the right one. They're usually born a natural doctor, Austin's are very funny people. They come out of the womb with a stethoscope in their left hand because they're right handed. If you go on a date with them they will talk your ear off about doctor things you don't understand. So don't date them- marry them! What cuties they are!
Oh wow Austin you're such a little doctor
by Kyleeeeeeeee.is.awesome November 26, 2021
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