intertwined asshole

when you intertwine your fingers of both hands and shove them up a girls ass while she trys to shove her own two fists down her mouth, im a faggot for writing this

things were really heating up last night until my girl told me she want an intertwined asshole. i was shocked but i gave it to her

by maxandad1 February 22, 2011

A bowl of assholes

Not feeling well. Feeling sick or otherwise objectionable.

The morning after that party I was feeling like a bowl of assholes

by howhiareu March 11, 2007

Toilet Asshole

An inconsiderate public toilet user who shows zero toilet etiquette, such as not flushing the toilet after peeing or pooping; throwing cigarette butts inside the urinal; trying to flush a sanitary pad; taking the toilet roll home; and not cleaning hands before leaving the premises.

Two polytechnic lecturers had their hopes dashed when they’re denied a research grant that would have allowed them to investigate what proportion of male and female users in Singapore are toilet assholes.

by MathPlus November 8, 2020

asshole hair

A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper

Blake Cooper is such an asshole hair !

by Captain taint lick May 28, 2017

asshole to bellybutton

A situation where a room is so filled with people that where ever you turn, your stomach is pushing up against some persons ass. This is more common in a squished line of people with very little room in between every one.

"It was so fucking crowded in that line outside. It could have easily been Asshole to Bellybutton"

by YourButtUglyMama December 12, 2013

asshole nation

a person or people who are complete assholes and don't realize it

Wow, Tristan's really become one of asshole nation...

by Calciteisme April 9, 2017

Asshole Rodeo

To take someone to an asshole rodeo you first grab the asshole with your hands. Throw him/her to the ground and roll them over onto their front so their ass is up. Then, bite down the asshole's ass hard with your teeth. At this point the asshole will be going wild, screaming, trying to get you off and get up, but you've got to hang on like a real cowboy/cowgirl riding a bronco. (What you want is for the asshole to end up with your set of black and blue teeth marks on their ass for about three or four weeks.) Think about letting go after about 10-15 seconds of biting.

My girlfriend stopped answering my calls, dumped me with a text message, and made a play for my best friend. Three weeks later I saw her on the beach and took her to an asshole rodeo. It settled our affair.

by congozilla February 25, 2013