Urban Woman

a chick who digs sweet mustaches, cases of Zima, and cuttin up rugs like a Persian merchant
My word! Prey tell that the maiden I doth see be not more than a visage of a pure urban woman!
by Mr. Monocles November 13, 2009
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fuck an air woman

To masterbate.

because there is only empy air where you imagine the woman is.
I gota go fuck an air woman.
by Deep blue 2012 August 03, 2009
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little cunt woman

A tiny woman that posesses a cunt
Like the song "Little cunt womannnn ... where are you goingggg"
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The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.
Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....
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