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Douche Bagé

1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.

2. Vage Cleaning Device


Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...
by TaylorElisa January 18, 2009
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douche-dar

Same as a radar, but it used to detect near by human being that naturally emit a douche like vibe that can be felt by other human beings. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards. Non-douches have a douche-dar.
Ron: Aye cuddie, hit this gilbeys vodka with me one time.
Sadith: Na man im cool, i have to lay hella sod tomorrow.
Logan: Damn, my douche-dar is 10 as fuck right now.
Reverend: You're douche-dar is probably picking up Sadith, cuz he a bitch.
by Ron Legit June 29, 2008
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douche-knuckle

douche-knuckle: origin - early 2000's fournese; definition - one who acts like a douche bag and a knuckle head simultaneously
mind-tingling, pasta-fucking, nipple-kicking douche-knuckles everywhere!!
by hightechdave April 14, 2010
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Douche Jar

A jar which you put money in, for every time someone makes a douchebag comment.
Paul:Dude I'm struggling to find a date tonight man.
Kevin:Wow dude you such a freaking embarrassment, like how easy could it be to ask a girl on a date...well it is for good looking guys anyways.
Malcolm:O.K. bro that's a visit to the douche jar.
by Malcolm Ocbomb July 31, 2012
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Douche Scale

the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad.

1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.

(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)

11 - 20: Average Guy.

(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)

21 - 30: Douchemuffin.

(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)

31 - 40: Douchemeister.

(annoying, but a little amusing.)

41 - 50: Doucheface.

(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)

51 - 60: Douchebag.

(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)

61 - 70: Douchemonkey.

(harasser, troll, mild player.)

71 - 80: Douchenozzle.

(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)

81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)

(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)

91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.

(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)

Notes:

1 - 50 = tolerable.

51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.

**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.
She used the Douche Scale to rate him as an 80, a Douchenozzle.
by kitten_taters :) November 3, 2010
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Douche Box

Man, that girl is being a huge douche box
by Strykers 14 September 7, 2013
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douche pastry

by Wainarius July 8, 2009
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