the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.
by big shark September 6, 2010

The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.
Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.
by The truth 123 September 19, 2018

by Harper mann March 3, 2022

Fudge eater- someone who eats shit for their sexual satisfaction. Something your mum does. When your dad is out. With the turds your dog lays out.
by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

by KingB11 February 27, 2017

When someone dips your head in all the poop in the bottom of an outhouse, making you look like a fudge dipped ice cream cone.
by chives66441 April 29, 2023

What the fudge!!!!
by So many sisters December 27, 2017
