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You know my career.
I have to be able to handle stressful situations.
Which I do.
But when I am around you, I literally become unglued.
I babble incessantly…
About stupid things…
Because I don’t want to stop being by you!

Nuts … I may be…
I did have the squirrel analogy…
And the bat…
But the truth is…
I am absolutely crazily in love with you!!!!
I love everything about YOU!!!
I love how you jump around in excitement.
How your eyes sparkle…
The impact you have… and you don’t know it.
That is why I did the some of the things I have done…
You are truly amazing …
And this isn’t even touching on what you do to ME!!!

That one day I will try to explain the love I have for you…

But I know my eyes and my heart will come through…

I pray every day for that one day❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love YOU!!!!
I can assure you I have never loved another as I do YOU!!!!

by a dream and 💔 July 5, 2024

how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

I came to party

I came to party is like the modern more eloquent Yolo.

Hanging out with someone and they offer drugs or to do something stupid yet entertaining “hell yea man I came to party”

by Yeetemthenskeetem June 23, 2019

I forgor

When you forget out of sheer stupidity and not because you were busy or had a good excuse.

Similar to forgetting, but not the same.

Chad 1 via SMS: "Hey are you here, it's my mom's birthday?"
Chad 2 via SMS: "omg I forgor"

by Funky Worm December 10, 2022

i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

by oroe_ September 6, 2023

I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

Then I took an arrow to da knee!

One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.

In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"

by DJFleischman September 5, 2019