I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother

Something someone said that deserves a definition of it's own. Truly a masterpiece of the english language.
Originally found in the definition of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

Fo' shizzle m- I mean, I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother.

by CMCAdvanced March 22, 2004

We all die you either kill yourself or get killed

Whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do

vines

We all die you either kill yourself or get killed

oh yee i luv dat vine

by gnawy02 February 17, 2019

Ill smack you stupid idiot ! Shut up!

What it says on the child's face in the ad which may or may not be at the top of this page.

What a stupid ad.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary

Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary

by 🍠 June 10, 2021

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

Your boyfriend nutted in you and you accidently said pogchamp, What happens now?

Oh yeah daddy... POGCHAMP!

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

by eeewred2w3eftqw3ae May 11, 2021

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007