shit or get off the pot

Hurry up and make a decision. Usually used when some one is being really indecisive or is taking way to long to do something. Commonly refers to a decision where a commitment is evolved.

You've been engaged for 6 years, don't you think it's time you shit or get off the pot?

by jettafer30 December 23, 2005

fountain dining hall shit

the shit that happens 5 minutes after you eat at the esteemed fountain dining hall at NCSU

Man Bo-Vice i just got done eating like 5 minutes ago and now i guess its time for the fountain dining hall shit

by dasjfhsaduifha September 7, 2007

shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.

I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.

by jim dandyy June 13, 2011

shit bake

if you stick your face in somone elses ass crack you will more than lykly end up with shit bake.

i thought i was licking my girls pussy but it was her ass ring and now i have got shit bake for fuck sake!!!!

by jackman April 23, 2005

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

bullest shit in all the land

complete and utter absurdity.

something has happened that really pisses you off or you disagree with.

"did you see the score on that basketball game?"
"yea it was the bullest shit in all the land!"

by lukas barnes April 9, 2008

day after drinking shits

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.

TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008