late wife

something that dayoung from wjsn said to katie (fan) but she made a mistake so no one knows what she meant
dayoung: late wife :) (?)
by fefi March 18, 2021
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dead wife montage

A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.

This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.
"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"
by Lillie Morgenstern 89 June 30, 2024
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Does she need another break? Cuz my libido has been in overdrive that past couple of days.
Hym "So I'm laying in bed... Naked... Thinking about Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife.... A break!? Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Aha!"
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025
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wife-court

When a wife knows the truth and a husband tries to deny it he can be overruled by wife-court.
I overruled my husband in wife-court yesterday when talking about buying or not buying a boat. We bought a new car.
by Manugga27382 July 08, 2014
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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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wife sorcery

When a husband doesn't want to do something but his wife wants him to do it, she convinces him to do it.
Ryan didn't want to go to a family get together, but his wife used her wife sorcery on him to convince him to go.
by lordvoldemort87 November 16, 2022
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