EMP Fingers

A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*

There is no known cure.

My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.

by Arktykr October 19, 2021

Doodoo fingers

When someone has been picking at their butt with there fingers.

“Damn Caleb you have doodoo fingers. “

“I was picking at my ass hole and now I have doodoo fingers” -Caleb

by Calebdoodoofingers May 18, 2018

Finger bang

That one move from yu yu hakusho when you point your finger at someone in the form of a gun and go BANG. A great way ti defeat normies.

Bro this normie was trying to hit me with that detroit smash but he was clapped when i pulled out the finger bang

by Epic shonen anime fan December 2, 2019

gimpy fingers

If someone has gimpy fingers it means the same as spastic fingers! Usually used when you type something wrong on twitter or Facebook!

Fuck sake that's not meant to say that I've got such gimpy fingers today

by Johnc80 October 9, 2013

milk fingers

When you dunk your Oreos into milk using your fingers and get milk on them.

Ha! He didn't use a fork to dunk his Oreos, and now he has milk fingers!

by savvykam April 10, 2017

Scusi fingers!

excuse my fingers (when touching someone else's food.) ie when moving something onto their plate, passing it to them, or reaching into their food to take some. Can also be used when passing someone cutlery if you touch anywhere but the handle.

person one: hey does anyone want onion rings?
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)

by poopoopoo123 June 10, 2017

Finger Banjo

When your fingers are slapping the clitoris in a rythmic folk fashion.

So, there I was, had me some PBR tall boys playing the Finger Banjo on my old lady while listening to Hank the III.

by jnejsp September 21, 2015