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America

A vast collection of people inhabiting the middle lands of North America, who see themselves as superior to other nations despite the fact that more than half their teenage population cannot read the time off an analogue clock.

Their general stupidity and lack of productivity means that their society consists of a vast horde of imbeciles propped up by a small but often world-beating elite.

America is renowned for the circus that is its national politics, which is dominated by one party full of politicians who push nice, compassionate-sounding legislation that does nothing to solve national problems, and another full of partially-literate lunatics who believe the earth is 6000 years old. It has not had a President with fully functioning mental capabilities since 2016.
The only way you can get away with invading a country for no reason and killing a million people is by being America
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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America

A country that bases themselves to be Number one in every way when that is not the case. They stole their land off native Americans and claimed to have “discovered it”. They expect people to praise them for winning a few wars from 1400s. They are also fat
Katy: Go back to where you came from America is my country!!!

POC: No Katy you go back to where YOU came from England may not want you but nobody else does anyway so fuck right off ya bastar’.
by YourDeceasedGrandmother October 13, 2021
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the best electric company ever

Consoles:
SG1000
SG2000
Mark III
Master System
Genesis
Genesis 32X Neptune
Genesis Nomad
Mega Drive
Compact Disc
Saturn
VSaturn
HiSaturn
Dreamcast NA
Dreamcast JP
Dreamcast EU
Dreamcast Bounce NA
Dreamcast Bounce JP
Dreamcast Bounce EU
Dreamcast Katana Development Kitchen NA/JP/EU
Naomi
Naomi2
This game is made by SEGA Electric of Japan and America.
by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024
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laugh at america day

January seventh is global laugh at america day, please take the time out of your day to sit and reflect on how FUCKING MORONIC america is, and have a little giggle while you're at it too.
man1: oh did you hear its laugh at america day?

man2: haha really? can't belive those idiots haven't gottem themselves killed yet.
by RICHISPOORLOL January 7, 2021
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