country bidet

A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.

I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.

by Geezity April 9, 2016

country style

When you hit it from behind foggy style doing anal. Then have a muscle spasm and fall off shooting ribbons across the room.

Last night I gave it to the old lady country style.

by BackdoorBman October 19, 2023

The Country of Oregon

Country off the coast of Oregon
Spoken language is “Organese”
Recognized as an official country in 1702

“You forgot about the country of Oregon!”

by Micheal Jackson man September 7, 2021

Country Burglary

Robbing An Entire Country

This man is going to jail for country burglary

by Amazonmacaw222 October 2, 2020

certified country

Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.

That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!

by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021

Country Gravy

When relative sneeks in to have sex with the thanksgiving turkey and someone at the table asks who made the gravy and your Grandma tells you there was no gravy made.

Uncle Harold brought the country gravy again.

by NickTok_78 November 28, 2020

Country duck

New Netflix and chill, translates to cunt fuck.

You wanna go country duck?
You trynna country duck?
I wanna country duck!
Let me country duck.

by That1gaygirl June 10, 2019